Kiss My Ass Conjure Oil was made for those of you who have finally reached your limits and are ready to let go and be done. If you find yourself saying “enough is enough,” our Kiss My Ass Oil has the perfect ingredients to help you move on. Whether it be an unhealthy relationship, job or living situation, Kiss My Ass Conjure Oil will give you the motivation you need to end it. The herbs and oils in the blend are known to help with setting boundaries and sticking to them. We like to consider our Kiss My Ass Oil as a moving on oil with a serious kick! We pack 9 herbs and essential oils into Kiss My Ass Conjure Oil, some of which include Black Pepper, Bay, Lady’s Mantle and Black Walnut. Kiss My Ass Conjure Oil comes in a ½ oz glass bottle and is handmade in the USA.
For a powerful Kiss My Ass ritual you need the following:
- Kiss My Ass Conjure Oil
- Picture of you and a picture of your target (person, place, representation of the situation)
- Piece of plain white paper if you do not have pictures
- A black (for banishing) or white (for letting go) candle (black is preferred)
- Salt (Kosher is preferred)
- Lemon peel, lemon balm or basil
- A jar with a lid (optional)
- Vinegar (optional)
- Chili pepper (optional)
To perform the ritual:
Take the picture of yourself (or piece of paper) and write your name on the front – right over the image. Take the picture of your target (or piece of paper), write their name on the front, over their image. Lay the picture with the target’s name face down on the table (so picture and name are facing the tabletop). Take salt and either lemon peel, lemon balm or basil and rub it on the back of the picture or paper. Take your picture or piece of paper with your name on it and anoint the back of it with Kiss My Ass Conjure Oil, making sure to anoint each corner. Then, place your picture or piece of paper with your name on it so it is facing up and the back, anointed with our Kiss My Ass Conjure Oil, is coming in contact with the salt lemon/basil mixture on the back of your target’s picture (their picture should be face down and yours should be face up).
Take your candle and anoint it with our Kiss My Ass Conjure Oil, pulling the oil from the wick down to the base of the candle. Place the candle in an appropriate candle holder or on a plate and set it on top of the pictures or pieces of paper. Then light the candle, state your intentions, making sure to end by stating “I am done” followed by three claps, 1, 2, 3. This is a karmic spell and so while making your petition (what you want to happen), it is very important that you experience the feelings of what you went through and are now kicking out the door. Either allow the candle to burn out on its own or perform the candle anointing and lighting for 7 nights in a row (allowing the candle to burn for 15 minutes each night), making sure to state “I am done” with three claps after each lighting. If you do extinguish the flame yourself, make sure you do not blow it out, as you do not want your intentions to blow away. Either use a candle snuffer or smother the flame with a fire-safe plate or holder.
Finally, you can either make a Conjure Bottle to really send a message to your target (instructions below) or you can take all of your ritual remnants, making sure to tear up the papers or pictures, and toss them in moving/running water or leave at a crossroads (where two roads or paths intersect).
Conjure Bottle: Once your candle is out and your ritual is complete, take the picture or piece of paper with your targets name on it, roll it up and put it into a jar with vinegar and chili pepper. Put the lid on and hide it in a dark place in your home, leaving it there for NO MORE THAN 30 DAYS. This will do two things: One, it will prevent that person or situation from entering your home. Two, it will let that person or situation know that you know what they did to you, they crossed a line, you are done with them, and you’re moving on. After 30 days, discard the contents of the bottle in a moving body of water or leave at a crossroads. Don’t look back.
If ever you find yourself wavering and thinking about going back to the unhealthy person or situation you chose to leave, find a quiet place to go and mentally take yourself back to your ritual. Allow yourself to experience those powerful feelings of putting an end to the situation and letting go, then state “I am done,” followed by the three claps. This will help you draw strength and courage to uphold and defend your boundaries, so you can feel more assured and move forward in a healthy way.